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My Mouth!

I actually can’t stand when people say “OUCH, I bit my lip!” Like no sweetie, I bit my lip... Back in the summer of 2019 my fat butt bit my lip so hard that it created a cyst. I put all the blame on Azteca’s lunch combination number 9. I have been cursed with being a weird eater. If someone asked if Vivienne Francois was a picky eater, someone who truly knows me would laugh in their face. My dearest friend Nav loves when I tell him what I am eating, his trigger words are Shagodia and Mujadra. Even the moods I cave are the strangest. All summer in the middle of the night I would get up and have watermelon topped with feta and honey. Like literally who does that. I get so mad that I always want to eat the weirdest foods and my mouth proves how odd my ways are. The photo is a cry for help because I really need to slow down when I eat. This is so important to me because biting my lip is just so normal. I don’t even have a weird mouth, my oral surgeon is always like “Vivienne you need to chill.” And in my head I am like no can do! He asked if I want to be put of gas or whatever for the surgery and I asked if it was extra money. He hit me with a yes and I said then I am good! Maybe this all
means I should stop being a non picky eater and just slow down. I mean I could do that, I just don’t really want to. So whenever you start eating face just remember this picture and keep it as a lesson because no way can you break out of this habit.


My "Cyst-er" by Vivienne Francois. Trust me the after picture is worse. I am so very sorry.


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